Get a Clue Quotes

“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“I'd tell him to go to hell, but it just so happens I'm stuck there and don't want to have to see him every day.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Life is like a boner: long and hard.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“This one's good. 'Don't expect a man with a hard-on to be able to think. He doesn't have enough blood to run both heads.' Hmmm." He shot her a wicked grin over his shoulder. "I do. Want to see?”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“He held up his hand, and in it was...
Oh, God.
The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“We could sit around and talk if you'd like."
"Okay." She crossed her arms and tried to look casual. "So what's up?"
"Considering what you're wearing beneath that sheet, and what we just heard in the hallway, you might want to rephrase that particular statement.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“I’ve heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Me, I just want to do the stomping.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Never agree to marry a man because he has potential. Men are not like houses; they do not make good fixer-uppers.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“When climbing the ladder of life, don’t let boys look up your dress!”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“I’ve heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“No groom.
No electricity.
Stuck in a house with a naked guy.
Screwed.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Welcome," the man said in utter contradiction to his urban street clothes. He eyed the vibrator in Cooper's hand but whatever his thoughts were on a guy wielding a vibrator, he kept to himself. "I'll get some candles.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“He was just drifting off when he heard her soft whisper. "Cooper?"
"Still here." Maybe she'd changed her mind about the sheet. The thought made his body twitch. Yeah, she was going to toss that damn thing aside and roll toward him. She'd wrap that hot little bod tight to his, and he'd ---
"Thank you." Breanne said very quietly.
He blinked. "Thank you? He slid his hand down to cup himself. Still hard. Nope, he hadn't missed anything...”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“A few moments ago, he'd had her up against a wall, skirt shoved up to her belly button, hands in her panties, his fingers driving her straight to oblivion, and now... now he was this intense, cool, calm, and collected man.
With a gun.
"Breanne. Are you ok?"
She stared at him. He had his shirt loose and draped over the bulge of his gun. He looked rough-and-tumble. Baddass.
Damn it, she had a serious weakness for badass.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue

“Damn. A dead body. I hate it when that happens.”
― Jill Shalvis, Get a Clue