Fashionably Dead and Wed Quotes

“Everything that happens in a life makes you whoever you are in the present. No experience—even bad—is wasted. If you deny your past, you deny your future. Your human”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“can feel like an eternity if not well lived.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Living forever is hard. I won’t lie, but everything is what you make of it. Even a human life”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Nature bellowed in a voice that shook the walls of the compound. “And if I had been the help, which I most certainly am not, you should be ashamed of yourself for speaking that way. I’d rip my children a new asshole if they behaved as appallingly as you.” Mary’s screams were very real and this was getting out of hand.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“You do not insult Mother Nature and you do not insult The Chosen One, who is my granddaughter. Do you understand me?” Mother”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“I’m pretty sure you just rolled your eyes so hard you checked out your own ass,” I snapped.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“they say not to go to bed angry—whomever the Hell they are—but I find being pissed off makes for very good sex—hence my date.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Blow jobs are important—remember this. The occasional threesome or foursome adds a little spice. Orgies are interesting, but I’d suggest holding them once every three months or so and don’t invite people you have to see on a daily basis. Awkward is an understatement. I’m pretty sure”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“In a compromise, one person wins and the other loses. You are about to compromise.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“In a consensus there are two winners,” Gareth said with a shrug.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Being ready and having to actually”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“do something doesn’t always occur at the same time.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“cursed life of the man I’m falling in love with, there’s no room for error. Especially when I can’t decide if I’d rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones. Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins and seduction, I’m gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Armed with a fairly decent attitude,”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Fashionably Fanged The Hot Damned Series, Book 8”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“God and Jesus only stayed for a short time, but gave me a whispered message from my Nana—she approved and wished me many blessings on my special day. She told them to tell me she loved me and would see me soon. The message made me cry and Ethan held me in his arms while I blubbered in happiness.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“The Kev, Heathcliff, Hayden and Ethan waved with laughable relief as we hightailed it over. Maybe we could leave and go to IHOP or something like that.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“I was here about fifty years ago. We’re on the outskirts of Chicago. Lake Michigan is a few miles away.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“Like that horrid little bug, Jiminy Cricket?” Satan inquired with a smirk. “Yes. Exactly like the horrid little bug,” I agreed with a laugh.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“moue”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“That boy is definitely your child. He cusses like a damned sailor and is the spittin’ image of his daddy.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“The power gathered in the room was unheard of and sent the message that we weren’t fucking around very clearly.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed

“I’ll say,” Pam chimed in with an enormous eye roll.
“I’m pretty sure you just rolled your eyes so hard you checked out your own ass,” I snapped."

- Fashionably Dead and Wed by Robyn Peterman.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead and Wed