F in Exams Quotes

“Classical Studies
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?

Answer: Suspicious ones”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“General Studies
Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone's life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.

Answer: 1) death 2) Reincarnation”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis?
A: It is when you stay at home all day and don’t go out.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

“Describe what is meant by “forgetting.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“What do we call a person forced to leave their home, perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to? Explain the word “migration.” Define the phrase “heavy industry.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“8”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“Define coenzyme.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders

“A new car costs $32,000. It is expected to depreciate 12% each year for 4 years and then depreciate 8% each year thereafter. Find the value of the car in 6 years.”
― Richard Benson, F in Exams: The Funniest Test Paper Blunders