Felony Ever After Quotes

“Sometimes white knights have tattoos, princess.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“You’re a total criminal, aren’t you?” she asked, but to her surprise, she was grinning ear to ear. He shook his head. “Have I stolen your heart yet?” That stopped her cold. She blinked several times. “What?” “Don’t answer,” he whispered. “I won’t take it until you give it freely.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“No matter how much soap she used to wash her hands, she couldn’t seem to get sparkle free. Glitter was the herpes of crafting.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“It was permanent; she would never be the same. He was getting to her, making her think she could actually do the things she’d dreamed about—be someone bold and free.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Next time,” he said against her lips. “Next time, what?” “Next time hard and fast so you can use your favorite hashtag.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Just to clarify, are you asking me to fuck you?”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“I don’t think you’ll be wearing this shirt to work again.” “Why not?” “It doesn’t have any buttons.” He grabbed the hem on either side and pulled. The buttons popped off, pinging against his ripped chest—seriously, all that biking did a body good. She didn’t even care that he’d ruined her sort-of slutty work shirt.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Who are you?” He smiled. Not mischievously or smugly, but warmly, and maybe with a touch of sadness. “I’m exactly who you see.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Surprises, woman. I got a few of them in store,” Hudson answered. “I told you, I’m trying to impress a girl tonight.” “Did you bring me along to answer your phone for you while you’re impressing this mystery lady?”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“She was allergic to so many other silly things. Tree nuts, grass, pollen, cockroaches. Why did they even test for cockroach allergies? Does anyone really need to know they are allergic to that? I mean, it’s not like anyone actually thinks, Hmmm… I’m not allergic; I’ll keep this one as a pet.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Must be an important package,” Angie mused. “He said it was. He said it was personal.” “Probably sex toys,” she said. “He’s anxious for his collection of tentacle porn to get here. Taken by the Sea Monster, Volume 69.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“This is the best idea you’ve had all day. And you’ve had a ton of good ones. You are so the idea girl. Quitting your job? Great idea. Getting Lay to give you the latex replica of yourself? Stellar. Just gotta follow through. The excessive drinking? Also masterful. And now we’re going to kick ass in person. I love it. Let’s dress you up, though. We’ll make Hudson’s balls cry big, girly tears when he thinks of all the anal he could have had with you tonight.” “Did I tell you he has his tongue pierced? And his dick pierced?” Verity asked, holding Angie by her face. “Do you know what that means to a vagina? Are you aware of the commitment he’s made to my vagina’s happiness? He slapped his man meat out somewhere…” She waved a boozy hand at the city. “Thought about pleasure, and took a stab in his pee hole. Do you even understand that?” “You did mention that already. And the tongue one is hard to miss.” Angie nodded seriously. “Let’s find the hottest thing you own and pour your boobs in it. Have I told you you have great tits? Your tits are the sweetest friends with my tits.” They proceeded to bump their boobs together. “Okay, let’s go.” Angie dragged Verity to her closet.   Verity Michaels @VerityPics03 I’ve never thunk Fireball was a bad idea. #RageDrinking   Verity Michaels @VerityPics03 Angie made me sexlicious. #GreatTitBuddies   Verity Michaels @VerityPics03 Pierced dicks are fucktacular. #PoundTown”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“Oh God, it's pierced cock magic!”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“You're right. We do need to talk. In Private." Hudson's jaw ticked. It was hot, like a super-spicy dried meat stick from the 7-Eleven.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“I’ve never tricked you. This isn’t a game.”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After

“She wanted to borrow some of his bold. Maybe”
― Helena Hunting, Felony Ever After