Rusty Nail Quotes

“I try not to watch the news. Too depressing.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“Phin understands pain. He understands it more than most people. When there’s nothing else to focus on, pain can become all-consuming. Crippling. The psychological aspects of it are just as bad as the neurological effects.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“Holly hit her head against the shelving unit, and I grabbed her hair and helped her hit her head two more times. There was no tae kwon do name for that maneuver, but it felt great.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“No charges pressed yet. They took my gun, though. Any chance I’ll get it back? That’s a pricey piece of hardware.” “If you fill out all the release papers correctly, you should get it back a little after Y3K.” “Shit. If I’d known that, I would have beat him to death with my bra.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I’m guessing GoLYTELY isn’t a taste sensation.” “They claim it’s chocolate-flavored. More like chalk-flavored. I’d rather drink a gallon of paint.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“He had to be putting me on. No one was this slow outside of HEE HAW.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I'm no porn star, but what I lack in size I make up for in speed.
--- Harry McGlade”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I’m often asked which of the Jack Daniels books is my personal favorite. It”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I took a moment before saying, “You think the murderer is a Brazilian samba trio.” Dailey held up his right hand and ticked off fingers. “They’re organized. Focused. Motivated. And are in excellent physical condition, by the looks of the pictures on their CD.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“Actually,” Coursey lowered his voice an octave, “we’ve been informed by Homeland Security that three members of a subversive Brazilian band went through Customs at O’Hare Airport eleven days ago.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“I can't do it, if I finish that, I'll have to attach a seat belt to the toilet.

Maybe an airbag too.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail

“Funny thing about regrets. I don’t lament what I’ve done, but rather, what I didn’t do.”
― J.A. Konrath, Rusty Nail