Dungeon Crawlin' Fools Quotes

“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.”
― Rich Burlew, Dungeon Crawlin' Fools

“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.”
― Rich Burlew, Dungeon Crawlin' Fools

“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.”
― Rich Burlew, Dungeon Crawlin' Fools

“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”
― Rich Burlew, Dungeon Crawlin' Fools

“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!”
― Rich Burlew, Dungeon Crawlin' Fools