No Cure for the Paladin Blues Quotes

“Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“I think I just had an evilgasm.”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues

“Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!”
― Rich Burlew, No Cure for the Paladin Blues