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Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated (Southern Sayings Series) Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated by Tim Heaton
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“If misery loves company, then no one in your company will every be lonely.”
Tim Heaton, Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated
“It’s not difficult telling enemies from friends.
• Your enemies say, “You don’t need to work hard.” Your friends say, “Always do your best.”
• Your enemies say, “Just quit.” Your friends say, “Never give up.”
• Your enemies say, “No one will ever know.” Your friends say, “Always do the right thing.”
• Your enemies say, “Let’s get high.” Your friends say, “Rest in Peace.”
Tim Heaton, Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated