Selfie Quotes

“there a tiny tribe on an island in the South Pacific that is being destroyed by climate change and does not get any sort of technology that does”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“The thing I learned about loving Vinnie for ten years was that every day could be the wave that washed the love away. You had to wake up every day and text or kiss or call or sneak over and surprise. You had to wake up every day and write that thing on the tablet of time to make sure that would be the day when your love was written on the sand.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“I’m a philosophy major, Connor. Sarcasm is our defense against the workforce disappointment.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“God, Con. The way he talked about you—I’m surprised you didn’t go stark-raving bonkers in public sooner. But then I guess we both know which one of you was stronger.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“he and Noah competing for space like electrons in an unstable gas.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“Think the gift shop has something that doesn’t look like . . . like . . .” “Like a cum rag in a clown orgy?”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“You’re still grieving the weight away,” she observed, blowing my mind. “Let go of the sadness; maybe you can keep some of the fat.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“Holy God, man, give us a break! You can’t fuck all weekend! Wanna make a bet?”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“This was why men fell asleep when they came. They wanted to remember life this way.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“Oh, holy God, blessed were the actors—I was going to be somebody new.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“I dreamed of holding Noah’s hand and walking through bright sunshine, waving across the sound to the deserted island. For some reason I thought Vinnie was there.”
― Amy Lane, Selfie

“Vinnie used to say that I had social problems that teleported in like a cow into a nail salon. You’ll be sailing along, tap dancing the small-talk boogie, and BOOM, that cow will show up, thrash around, and destroy everything in its path, and then leave the charming Connor to clean up the mess. Jillian”
― Amy Lane, Selfie