The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade Quotes

“Now, I realize in terms of, like, all-time ultimate heroic quests, “writing a book” doesn’t exactly rank up there with Frodo carrying the ring to Mount Doom, but whatever.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“bestiary in our reinforced”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“stone and concrete rain down. The rubble pounds the grass like a meteor shower. It’s like the tomb was detonated from the inside out. Like something suddenly ripped through it . . . Woozy, gripping the damp dirt, I get to my knees.And what I see—it makes my blood run ice cold. . . .”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“The monsters simply stare. Silence hangs in the air like a poorly timed fart.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“And Ŗeżżőcħ came like a summer storm, hard and fast, wielding magic more powerful than we had ever known. In his sleep, his hunger had grown strong.” “I know the feeling,” I say. “Sometimes when I wake up, I’m just craving a Baby Ruth, like—” “Jack!” Quint whispers. “Oh. Right. Story time.” Bardle chuckles. “Ŗeżżőcħ did not crave ‘Baby Ruths.’ Ŗeżżőcħ craved death. He is the destructor.” I”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“zombie parade”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“Quint shrugs and takes a swig. He plops down on the seat beside me. “I couldn’t sleep, either.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“I can’t believe it worked,” I say. Quint grins. “Believe it, friend! My noggin is superior!” “I wasn’t knocking your noggin.” “Never knock my noggin.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“HE BROKE THE PLAYSTATION!” I roar. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! HOSES!” Dashing back out onto the deck, we man the cannons. The tree house”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“chapter six”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“monster-person. Or a person-monster,”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“I told you guys I'm claustrophobic. Extremely. Phoo. Phoo. CAN'T BREATHE.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“He was a terrifying bully back before the end of the world, but now he’s”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“I shrug. “It just . . . it seemed hurt, like it needed help.”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade

“we’ve seen Quint without pants”
― Max Brallier, The Last Kids on Earth and the Zombie Parade