My Guardian Quotes

“You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled.
'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted.
'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people'
'Too late”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“He's doing a sniffing thing! I've already been through this; it's how I got stuck with Aiden!! Meryn yelled”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“They are my baby Keelans!”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Zombie. Care. Bears. Meryn! Where did it get the idea for Zombie Care Bears?" Meryn”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“They're mine; I adopted them' Meryn declared cheerfully”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Eva swung her legs over the side of her cot and stood up. Meryn did the same and now Eva was the one staring. "Where's the rest of you?"

Meryn crossed her arms. "Somewhere between 'fuck' and 'you', I think."

Eva chuckled. "I like you.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. Whap, whap”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Sebastian looked down at Bethy with a look of adoration on his face. "Just for that you get extra dessert."

Bethy clapped her hands together excitedly. "I can't wait!"

Magnus chuckled. "As if you would not give her as many seconds as she wanted anyway. You have always spoiled her rotten."

Caspian, Broderick, Sebastian, and Adriel turned as one to stare at Magnus. Adriel spoke first. "Sire, I believe the saying is, pot meet kettle.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Kari watched as Ryuu moved quickly. One moment he was in the corner, the next kneeling beside his charge. "Why do you describe it like that?" He watched her face intently.

"I don't know," she admitted. "But the dark never bothered me before coming here."

He stood, looking first at Kuruk and then Sebastian, both men nodded. Ryuu looked down at Meryn. "If you would excuse me for a moment denka, I will be back momentarily." He quickly walked out of the dining room.

Meryn just stared at the door. "He left me," she muttered. She hopped down out of her chair and started to leave, but the door wouldn't budge. "He locked it!" She put her ear against the door and then spun to face the table, a look of disgust on her face. "And soundproofed it."

Aiden shrugged. "It's like he knows you or something," he said, his lips twitching.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Declan began to purr in his chair. The Doc rolled his eyes and looked at Declan. "You're cleared for extracurricular activity." He turned to Kari. "You, however need to take it easy. No extracurricular activity for you. The back of your skull was crushed. It was so soft, I was afraid your brains were going to leak out. So, just to be clear, don't let him pound you into the mattress."

Kari smirked. "So just not on my back then."

The doctor threw his hands up in the air. "Fine! Fuck your brains out, literally. Don't come crying to me when you're dead." He crossed the room and opened the door. He was about to shut it behind him when he looked over his shoulder and winked.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“I babysat your pups when you got so drunk you were dry humping your mailbox when your mate was out of town visiting her sister." Eva stuck her finger right in his face.

He turned beet red as a female voice was heard above the crowd. "He did what?”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Meryn frowned. "I thought the Founding and Noble Families created the city."

Aaron shook his head. "Do you really see a man like Andre DuBois doing anything more strenuous than pulling his head out of his ass everyday?”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“This place is real swanky," Nigel said, staring up at the chandelier.

"Yeah, I'm afraid to breathe too hard," Neil confessed.

"Me, too," Meryn said, walking into the room her eyes half closed. Ryuu steered her to the table. She sat down and placed her cheek on the wood surface. "Ryuu, I can't do this anymore. I need coffee, real coffee. I'm tired of being fucking tired."

Ryuu stared down at her. "We'll try one cup and see how you do." He left and headed to the kitchen.

Nigel elbowed her side and bopped his head toward Meryn.

"Nigel, Neil, meet Meryn McKenzie. Meryn, when you're conscious, you can meet Nigel and Neil Morninglory."

"Word," Meryn croaked.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“She went downstairs, following her nose to the coffee pot. Frowning, she noticed that there was no coffee. The pot looked like it had already been washed and put back, but she could smell coffee. Growling, she opened the pantry door and stepped back.

What the hell is this?

Quinoa, chia seeds, lentils, bran flakes, super green powder, whole oats. She slammed the door and opened it again. Yup, same stuff was there. She went to the fridge. When she opened the door and looked inside, she felt her mouth drop. One dozen eggs, whole milk, cottage cheese, bottled water, a drawer of green leaves, another drawer of vegetables, and yogurt. The man didn't even have a microwave.

"I'm gonna fuckin' die.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“Micah, are you comfortable being assigned as Meryn's guard while she is here?" he asked.

"Absolutely. That woman is hilarious. I can't wait to see what she does next." Micah's eyes sparkled with laughter.

Grant shook his head. "Better you than me. Women confuse me, and she is baffling even for a woman."

Micah sighed happily. "Women make this life worth living. They add color to these gray walls and perfume to the air."

Grant scratched his head. "I have paintings in my quarters and air fresheners, I am good.”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian

“She was just one human female; there was nothing she could do that his units couldn't handle. Right?”
― Alanea Alder, My Guardian