Mister O Quotes

“Any guy who thinks he automatically knows how to please a woman is a conceited ass. Every woman is one of a kind. Every woman has her own titillations and turn-ons.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I like giving you what you want.”
“You're what I want. All of you.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“You’re what I want. All of you.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“Yes, Harper, you can totally ride me, and I will give you ten thousand orgasms before I even have one. Because I am that kind of lover. I am generous and giving, and I would absolutely love to introduce you to my tongue so I can do things to you that will turn your world inside out and leave you begging for more. How's that for an answer?”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“Nick: What kind of kisses? Princess: Kisses that make me melt. Nick: That’s the best kind.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“She’s got hearts in her eyes these days,”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“The female orgasm is basically the manifestation of everything good in the world. Especially when I deliver them, and I've given thousands upon thousands. I'm like a superhero of pleasure, a good-deed doer, the once-upon-a-shy-guy-now-a-stud, and my mission is to dispense as many climaxes to my lovers as possible.
Nick Hammer”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I want Harper to want me this same wild and crazy way, like she can't get enough of me. Because, hell, it's become that way for me.
It just has.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I want to press the button on her that controls that noise, that turns it up, that makes it music in my ears.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I want to look into someone’s eyes and feel like he knows me, gets me, understands me. I want him to see my quirks and accept them, not try to change them. I want to know what that’s like.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“And kissing. Always kissing.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“Never met a boner killer as effective as a text from the brother of the girl you want to screw. But”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“Pretending I didn’t have a crush on you was the greatest trick I ever pulled off.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“It has a beginning, and it will have an end, like all the others who have come and gone.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I’m the one with the big secret – that I’m completely fucking tempted by my best friend’s sister in every way. Unrequited lust sucks balls.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I can’t keep rappelling down the cliff face of this untamed desire for her. I’ve got to reel it back in, stuff it into a trunk, lock it up, and then toss the motherfucker to the bottom of the ocean.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“I've fallen wildly, madly, relentlessly in love with my best friend's sister, and I can't imagine living without her.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“They’re basically trick contractions. They make you think you’re going to finally exorcise the demon from your belly, but they’re just a constant false alarm.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O

“Are you okay ? '' she asks.
''I'm perfect.''

-Perfectly ruined for anyone else.”
― Lauren Blakely, Mister O