The Homespun Holiday Quotes

“Damn, but the man looked like a tall drink of water on a hot summer’s day.  Unfortunately, she knew that a single sip of that water would probably send her headlong into the local ER with a bad case of cholera or something equally hideous. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“Silly, that’s ‘cause the elves are still makin’ toys.  Ev’rybody knows this is the elveseses busiest time of year.  Were you ever a kid, Dr. Mack?  Didn’t anybody ever ‘splain the rules to you?”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“Listen, lady,” he said, addressing Ms. Simmons, “I’ve been a doctor for a long time, and never once have I heard a vagina say meow!  ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday

“Oh, Mackie Poo, not everybody wishes they could be the sole inhabitant of their own planet. ”
― Sarah O'Rourke, The Homespun Holiday