The Mother Road Quotes

“There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“life isn't worth living if you never put your heart on the line, if you don't try new things. Pain can be short-lived, 'could have beens' will live with you forever. Don't live your life in a bowl full of regrets, because you're scared of the unknown.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Yes, I'm being a total girl right now, but you know what? I don't care, because guess what? If you look down my pants and up my shirt, you would find a vagina and a pair of boobs, making me very much a girl, and because I have to deal with my uterus committing suicide every month, I should be able to have girl moments.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Every person needs a moment in their life of total insanity. A time where there is nothing else you can do but snap in half, wave your arms in the air, and run around like a crazy person, tongue hanging out and insanity in you eyes.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“sometimes you have to live your life with the motto...#NoRegrets. Sometimes you have to ignore the way people perceive you and do what you feel is right.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Good morning,” he says, with a tilt of his cup in my direction, interrupting my thoughts. He holds up the hose and in his best Cousin Eddie impression from Christmas Vacation, he says, “Shitter was full.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Women weren’t put on this earth to please us nor serve us. Women were formed to be companions, partners in crime, and compasses to guide us through right and wrong. They are here to be our rock, our best friend, and the one person we turn to in good times and bad.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“I’m not going to lie, Paul’s balls on my mascara brush was a blow to the gut, but Porter’s switching to the dark side, now that was like an elephant farting in my face and blowing off my fake eyelashes.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“If Porter crawled into bed with me, I wouldn’t flee the scene right away. I probably wouldn’t even kick him out. I might kick him in the gonads and then rub my cheek against his chest because that’s the kind of girl I am. Beat them and then treat them.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Guy talk doesn’t mean you have to be disrespectful to women,” Bernie states. “It will do you both some good to remember that. Women weren’t put on this earth to please us nor serve us. Women were formed to be companions, partners in crime, and compasses to guide us through right and wrong. They are here to be our rock, our best friend, and the one person we turn to in good times and bad.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Mom always used to say if you have flowers in your life then you’re protected and loved. She told me to only date a man who cares enough to bring me flowers because every girl deserves the smell of spring mornings in her life.” Quickly, Marley wipes a tear away from her face and my heart breaks in half for her. “She was right,” Bernie confirms. “She always had an idea of the kind of man you deserved. A man who brings you flowers is one of them.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“There comes a time in a girl’s life when she has to reach deep down into her soul, clear the pathways of her inner goddess, and let out her nuclear Satan. You know what I’m talking about.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“it’s why we’re friends, we feed off each other’s emotions. You always feel so much better about yourself when your friend gets angry with you rather than trying to solve the problem. Sometimes, you just have to bitch.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“His voice is heavy as he speaks. “Just so you know, you taste fucking amazing, like whipped cream and strawberries.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Porter winks at me and kicks his feet up on the bench across from my seat. I want to kick the arrogance right off his face with a snaggle foot…right after I lick his entire body and pee around him so everyone knows he’s mine.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“I’ve spent my entire life hugging men who tower over me and I can’t imagine dating someone I can dance cheek to cheek with. No, I prefer cheek to nipple; it’s more comforting.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“Guy talk doesn't mean you have to be disrespectful to women," Bernie states. "It will do you both some good to remember that. Women weren't put on this earth to please us nor serve us. Women were formed to be companions, partners in crime, and compasses to guide us through right and wrong. They are here to be our rock, our best friend and the one person we turn to in good times and bad.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“You always feel so much better about yourself when your friend gets angry with you rather than trying to solve the problem. Sometimes, you just need to bitch.”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“I will forever be hers, no matter where her life leads her without me.   ****”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“You always feel so much better about yourself when your friend gets angry with you rather than trying to solve the problem. Sometimes, you just have to bitch. “Tell”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road

“I really wonder sometimes what Savannah sees in the pre-pubescent man-girl that I call my brother. I”
― Meghan Quinn, The Mother Road