Dead Diary Quotes

“It’s not easy being a soul helper. ‘I know, dear, they can be so demanding those dead ones, but I know you can do it, my little one,’ he’d say. Mum helps when she can, but she is always floating here and there and it’s hard to catch her. We tried her with a mobile phone, but it requires too much mental exertion for a ghost to hold anything for long, so she kept losing it. In the end, we gave up.”
― L.P. Donnelli, Dead Diary

“Ghost Helper: from around 6 p.m. most evenings, and weekends from 11 a.m.   I will do all I can to help free your soul.   x  Mathilde  x   I often have to organise a queue before I get started to help them all. So many!”
― L.P. Donnelli, Dead Diary

“Luckily, many ghosts prefer the night time but then those who lived to wake up at the crack of dawn never get the message that ghosts are for the night, or at least the evening! Nearly a non-zombie by the end of the walk. Helps if it’s a cold day, or a very sunny one, to wake me up!”
― L.P. Donnelli, Dead Diary

“I’m tired. Dead tired. So tired I can barely stay awake to write this. After helping Mr Bircher search for his head all night, I’m a little annoyed too. Dad doesn’t help. He doesn’t know what it's like for a girl my age, trying to fit in at school as much as possible, and trying to fit in all the dead people. It’s not easy being a soul helper.”
― L.P. Donnelli, Dead Diary