The Best Man Quotes

“Good luck, and remember that your family only loves you because we have to. Veronica is not your family.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“Let’s be honest, no woman liked to swallow come. It was just a falsehood that pornos taught you.
You had to unlearn that shit.
Don’t get me wrong, there was the occasional woman who did it without complaint. But there was no way that shit tasted good. Nope, wasn’t buying it.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“You’re mine, Veronica…and I’m yours.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“I swore that night ... that I wouldn’t let you just walk out of my life again. I was prepared to be your friend no matter what, Veronica. But the rest of it, it was there all along. It was waiting for us to meet in another time, another place…and here we are.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“It was everything: a culmination of a secret yearning for this woman who, for every fucking day we had spent together, every single phone call, every text, had no idea how much she was changing me to be a better man for her.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“All I see is you. All I want is you. All I need is you.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“I’ve heard that half the battle was admitting when you had a problem. So here I was admitting that I had a problem, and it was this: I was in over my head with Veronica.
But I’d be damned if I was going to stop.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“Since when did I have…Jesus, I could barely bring myself to think it. Since when did I have feelings?
Or a conscience, I guess it what it’s called too. I’m not sure because I’ve never fucking had one before when it came to a woman.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“Let’s be honest, folks, there was no way I was going to find a woman in a bar, defile her to the verge of utter filth, and then all of a sudden be overcome with the urge to want to marry her and make babies. It was never going to happen.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“When it got to the part in the song where the guy had promised to love her until he was dead but he was in fact very much alive – spoiler alert – I could swear that the few men in the place cupped their balls for fear they would be cut off by an angry mob of women.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man

“Typically, “letting my hair down” meant that I would sit in front of the television and binge-watch HGTV for hours at a time. Many a weekend since the divorce had been spent this way. My obsession with Chip and Joanna Gaines had reached epic proportions by now. To the point that I seriously contemplated moving to Waco, Tx before settling on New York.”
― Barbie Bohrman, The Best Man