Roommates Quotes

“If only we were smart enough to follow our hearts the first time we walk away from something.”
― Tara Brown, Roommates

“over me. And his brother offers me his hand. “The girl who tamed the beast. It’s nice to finally meet.” Andy laughs. I can tell by the sparkle in his eyes he knows exactly what his brother is like. “Come on, let's sit and get ready.” Their mom sits and drags me with her. “How did BJ seem today? He gets tense sometimes when it’s game day. Was he tense?” She’s tense but I get it. This is a lifetime of work coming to a head. The culmination of a family full of dreams all coming true in one moment. Sami sits next to me, doing her indifferent face. It’s weird being with them and being with my family. The life was the same and then completely opposite. His parents wanted what was best for him, same as mine, and they had a dream for him, same as mine, but they let him choose the dream, in the end. My dad did that for me, but my mom didn't. I wish she could see and feel what this moment is like. I wish I”
― Tara Brown, Roommates

“We always go back for fear of losing or being alone. If only we were smart enough to follow our hearts the first time we walk away from something.” It’s”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“These people are as dry as a popcorn fart.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“Practical Magic”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“Leaning against the bar, I give the bartender a nod. “Got any beer?” He smiles wide. “Naw, man. Are you Brady Coldwell?” He cocks an eyebrow. “Yeah.” “Bro, what are you doing here? These people are as dry as a popcorn fart.” We both chuckle quietly.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“She has magic vagina. I’ve seen this before.” Sami winks. “Boys can’t refuse magic vag.” “If anyone is rocking the magical vag, it’s you.” I roll my eyes. “And what is magic vag, exactly?” Liz cocks her head to the side. “It’s the soul mate to the penis of the manwhore. He wants to, but he can’t fight his need for more of that.” Sami laughs. “It changes him.” “It started out as urban legend, but you’re making shit up now.” I make a face at her and sip my wine.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“If only we were smart enough to follow our hearts the first time we walk away from something.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“Don't talk to her like that and don't hand her your number, or I’ll find you a nice pig farm to end your days on.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“Not without a condom.” He recoils like I’ve said something heinous that's offended his delicate little self. “Jesus, Nate, I don't have a death wish.” “Nat or Natalie.” “You called me BJ. I get to choose. I like Nate. I might even add a dog to the end of that. Nate-Dog. I like it.” He burps and comes to the sink. He’s”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“She pulls me to the bed, spilling petals and making shadows as she dances through the candlelight and my heart.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“Middle children go to the dark places for attention. Only children go there for some peace.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“No one wants to see gobs of long girl hair in the shower. It’s sick.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates

“So don't blow it, BJ.”
― Erin Leigh, Roommates