Housebroken Quotes

“Other than that, employ this rule: A book gets fifty pages. If you aren’t dying to get back to it the next day, move on over to the next one.”
― Laurie Notaro, Housebroken: Admissions of an Untidy Life

“Frankly, if I walk into your house and you don’t have two hundred books somewhere that you haven’t read yet, I don’t trust you.”
― Laurie Notaro, Housebroken: Admissions of an Untidy Life

“Let me tell you about Tidy. She’s smug, self-important, and frankly, just an asshole.”
― Laurie Notaro, Housebroken: Admissions of an Untidy Life