Whiskey Neat Quotes

“When shit hits the fan, and everyone around you is losing their mind, find the silent guy. The one that looks calm enough to take a nap. He’s about to fuck something up, and you’ll want to follow him. -Rule of Thumb Griffin”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“Yeah, I say that now…because I can’t hold it in anymore. I’ve loved you since you sold me a dildo I didn’t need,”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“If I stop my car so you can cross the road, you better wave your thanks. I also don’t want you to dawdle. Knees to chest, bitch, knees to chest. -Driver’s etiquette 101 Lenore”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“Dear teenagers complaining about life: You’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick. There’s a lot more to go. Pull your big girl panties up and hold on. It’s gonna be a rough ride. -Words of Wisdom”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“If you mean doughnut when you say I'll give you the Big D, then yes. I'll take the D. If not then I'm not interested. -Lenore to a customer”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“Dad’s. Scaring men, law abiding or not, since the beginning of time. -Lenore’s”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“The chains on my mood swing just snapped. -Bumper Sticker Griffin”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“I started my day waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you'd like to end yours?" -Lenore, period day 1.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“You don’t know me. You don’t know what I’ve done. What I plan to do. All you know is that I fucked you good.” She”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat

“You took your stomach meds at least, didn’t you?” She looked at me sternly. I nodded and held up my hand in the universal ‘Spock Sign.’ “Vulcan’s honor.” She”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Whiskey Neat