Slacker Quotes

“Even the listings of school clubs only emphasized how self-centered we were. The track team—oh, you can’t run? Too bad. The art club—you’re all thumbs? Take a hike. The drama society—you’ve got stage fright? Tough buns. The chess club—no brains? No dice.”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“I”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“Alvin Einstein trapped somewhere inside”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“comfortable,”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“How”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“picture”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“voters?”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“when you join something, they expect you to do it. To”—he shuddered—“participate.”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“I took a bite of gummy worm, but the candy turned to acid in my mouth. (Take it from a guy who actually understood the chemical process behind that.)”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“Melody’s not a serious gamer like me,”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“Threesome,”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“turnip”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker

“Which was still pretty ill.”
― Gordon Korman, Slacker