Desolation Quotes

“What kind of trees are those?” she asked Milo. “Green,” he said, and that’s how the conversation ended.”
― Derek Landy, Desolation

“An old man stood by the window, his hands clasped behind his back. He had probably been waiting for them in this exact pose. He was, quite obviously, a dick.”
― Derek Landy, Desolation

“Sorry I called you Goat-molester,” Virgil said. “It was the first thing that came into my head, honestly.”
“I don’t need your damn apology!”
“Then why are you here?”
“I came here to kick your ass!”
“You might want to do that from a standing position.”
“Screw you! I’ll get up in my own time!”
― Derek Landy, Desolation