Some Sort of Crazy Quotes

“Was it love or cardiac arrest? Fucking hell, did people actually like this feeling? It was horrible!”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“But you were a bad girl today, weren’t you? Coming over here in your black lace panties telling me to fuck you.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“Cinnamon buns. Cinnamon buns. Cinnamon buns,” he panted as he pushed the cart.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“I don’t want to end up simply having visited this world.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“March what?” Sebastian asked. “Seventeenth.” He winced. “Ooh. That’s a bad number.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“This is crazy. I have spent a lot of time fantasizing about fucking you. Like, a lot. But the real thing just blew the fantasy out of the water.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“Slow down. Pay attention. Give a fuck. And even though I’ve told them all my best clit-sucking, finger-fucking, and pelvic-grinding techniques (NO JACKHAMMERING),”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I think no one will ever be good enough for you, least of all me, but all I want to do right now is kiss you. Well, that’s not all I want to do. But it’s a start.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“Maybe he wasn’t perfect, but he was mine. Our lives were in sync. Our goals for the future aligned. Wow, that sounds really unsexy.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“Many women have trouble controlling their sexual urges around me. You need not be ashamed.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“It’s not giving up if you’re unhappy.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“And it’s not because I’m super ripped (I’m not) or have a twelve inch penis (alas) or make a million dollars a year (not even close). It’s because I’m good to them. I treat the women I’m with like goddesses. I make sure they have at least one orgasm, I always give a warning during a blowjob, I never complain about wearing a condom, and I encourage them to tell me exactly what they want in bed. Then I do it.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“You do know me, Miles. I think you knew me better than I knew myself. I don’t exactly know how, since we haven’t even seen each other much at all in the last few years, but you did. You do.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“I don't want to end up simply having visited this world.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“I’d told her I was up there researching sex in haunted place, and that was true enough. But the only ghost in my head was her.
I mentioned I’d fuck a ghost, right?”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“I turned to her, arms flailing. “Sorry! Yes, we’re coming.” “Hard and often,” murmured Miles from behind me as he steered me through the door. Giggling, I looked at him over my shoulder. “Promise me you’ll always make dirty jokes in my ear.” He spanked me lightly. “With pleasure. Easiest promise I’ve ever made.” •”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“All that is real is not visible. And all that is visible is not real.” I”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“What did you do?” “He”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“There were four of them because I hadn’t believed the first test could be right, nor the second or third. But the fourth…the fourth was the kicker. I was pregnant. By Miles Haas.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“Do you know how much I thought about this?” He switched to holding me steady and thrusting up with deep, slow strokes. “Do you know how many times I got myself off just thinking about it? My cock gets so fucking hard for you. Can you feel it?”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy

“You could at least give me a bestseller after this.”
― Melanie Harlow, Some Sort of Crazy