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An Unattractive Vampire An Unattractive Vampire by Jim McDoniel
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“and what he felt for her involved words used only to describe tapeworm infestations.”
Jim McDoniel, An Unattractive Vampire
“Addendum: Vampirism does not discriminate based on sexual preference or gender identification. We in the vampire community support our LGBT brothers and sisters and are proud to welcome them into the fold.”
Jim McDoniel, An Unattractive Vampire
“The racket, which Amanda insisted on calling music, came in two varieties Yulric dubbed screech-screech and thump-thump”
Jim McDoniel, An Unattractive Vampire