Beast Machine Quotes

“God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Not being well-prepared will lead to certain defeat! These people need to hear certain things for you to convince them to vote for you.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“What a great man. There aren't very many of them left. I can't wait to see his other policies. Hope he's the next Teddy Roosevelt!”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Never. I promise you this: they will stay together. They will be safe. My children will be accompanying them to the same home.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“They're going to get the death penalty. They'll be strung up and made to be laughed at out in the streets and made examples of!”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“You haven't created a new body for me. I'm electricity, or light, or whatever bullshit you said I am. Just some complicated programming.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“I want you to ask yourself the entire time before you meet me, 'Is this really what I want?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Is that such a bad thing, to help people?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“[S]he's a yuppie libtard, ya know? She's just going to fund things to help animals and weird people. I don't like that kind of shit.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Does nothing new ever happen in this fucking country?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“I'm the one running the show, you petulant geezer.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“You knew those people could be temperamental.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“I don't need a speech. I have all I need to say right up here. He pointed at his head in confidence.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Does it kill them? I don't want to be killing Americans whatsoever, Jeffrey.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“The materials are mostly from living beings - living human beings. They need to be alive to extract the necessary materials.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“And which one of you wimpy men will be doing the killing?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“If you won't get your hands dirty, Doctor, we'll have to force you to get them dirty.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Few men want to achieve greatness for humanity, thought Jeffrey. What better person is there to work for?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“We need to be able to control - erm, guide the masses that can't help control themselves.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Humans and their governments have effectively neutered the population to the point that they're just skinbags, mouth-breathers and pseudo-intellectuals repeating political, religious or academic rhetoric that they don't even understand!”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“They know how to eat, shit, drive their cars, do menial work, watch television and produce equally stupid spawns of themselves; what the hell are they doing to help mankind?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Never - NEVER touch me again, you filthy fucking animal, replied Gora standing over the writhing Hitbear.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“Why not just recreate Einstein - one of the smartest humans of all-time, she thought. His advice will be priceless!”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“I should have been the King of Earth, or at least that's what my memory tells me...”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

“The casket was lined with lovely velvet, which must have felt lovely even to the dead, but the glowing man continued to rip up the casket.”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine