Pain Slut Quotes

“It was really fucking hot,” Kamen whispered. “I know,” we all said, almost in unison. Kamen bowed his head. “I mean, he has, like, a doll-sized hand. But he hits really hard. And I wanted it.”
― J.A. Rock, Pain Slut

“Welcome," she said flatly. "You are aware that the dildo iron maiden is bring your own didos?"

We held up our bag of dildos.

"And that there are no actual spikes or blades of any type allowed in the iron maiden?"

"Did somebody really try that?" Drix asked.

BellaSade nodded tiredly. She gestured to the open chamber. "As you can see, the iron maiden has steps inside so that you can impale yourself on different dildos on different levels. Any projections near the eyes or ears must be no longer that four inches and completely blunt. This is the signal hole. " She indicated a large hole in the side of the iron maiden. "If you need to safe signal use that. That--" she pointed to another large hole in the back -- "is the grope hole. Please do not signal through the grope hole or grope through the signal hole.”
― J.A. Rock, Pain Slut

“As a group, we've been banned from two water parks, one bar, and a dog-grooming salon.”
― J.A. Rock, Pain Slut

“So.” Dave raised his arms. “I am ready to claim my destiny. To be a leader for the nonstraight kinky masses.”
“All hail gay kinky Jesus!” Kamen yelled.
We all chanted for gay kinky Jesus.
Dave raised his arms higher. “I shall lead my people into the light. And then I shall be martyred on the St. Andrew’s cross.”
Gould and I groaned. Dave looked at us. “Too soon?”
Gould shrugged. “Well, no. It’s been like two thousand years.”
― J.A. Rock, Pain Slut