How to Walk like a Man Quotes

“Roman, it's all fine! Okay? You can top, bottom, or do it sideways, it doesn't matter."
"You can do it sideways? Is that like spitting sideways?”
― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man

“Look, human men are either 'gay' or 'straight'. Well, there are other options, but let's not get into that right now.”
― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man

“Human ways were just plain baffling sometimes. A dog's instinct was to size up a stranger by sniffing their scent. That made so much sense! His brain stored smells very precisely. He could remember if he'd smelled that creature before, if he’d found its urine on a tree or in the grass.

But humans hated it when you sniffed their crotch as a dog. In human form, well, it was so far out of line, it would land you in a fight. Roman should know. He'd gotten in a few fights for that very reason when he was still young enough not to understand.”
― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man

“Seriously? I live with a marine. Why would I do it myself?”
― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man

“He wished so hard that someone was there to tell him what to do—to give him an order. He would die if they told him to, or shift and risk it all if they said that was the right thing.”
― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man