The Haters Quotes

“You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters

“Jazz camp was mostly dudes. It was just a scene of way too many dudes.”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters

“ASH: "work hard play hard" is the philosophy of veing a relatively high-functioning alcoholic”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters

“Bon Iver: Way too emotionally high stakes for casual listening in the sense that it makes every single part of your life feel like the part of a TV show where you are in a hospital saying goodbye for the very last time”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters

“It's hard not to be obsessed with what could happen, but I should really just have the attitude of, what already has happened, if that's all I get, that's enough and I'm grateful.
I mean, it's not. But I am.”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters

“Inevitably, however, a dude approached us. He was white. Jazz camp was mostly white dudes. This dude was clutching a gold-embossed tenor sax case, and on his head was a fedora with two different eagle feathers in it.”
― Jesse Andrews, The Haters