The Dispatcher Quotes

“I don’t look smug.” “You always look smug. You have resting smug face.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“It’s because I remind them they’re not God,” I said. “And that if there is one, I’m closer to Him than they are.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“We’re not supposed to come back when we’re dead. There’s no science we’ve figured out to explain it.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“I want you to know there was some discussion about whether to make the pizza."
"Because it's a Hawaiian pizza?"
"Yeah. We have a new employee who makes the pizzas. He considers pineapple on a pizza against the laws of God and Nature." She held out the pizza.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“There’s no science we’ve figured out to explain it.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“How old do you think this place is?” “I’d guess it’s been around since the turn of the century.” “I think it’s older than that.” “I meant the other turn of the century.” “Oh. Right.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher