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“I don’t look smug.” “You always look smug. You have resting smug face.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

“It’s because I remind them they’re not God,” I said. “And that if there is one, I’m closer to Him than they are.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

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― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

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"Because it's a Hawaiian pizza?"
"Yeah. We have a new employee who makes the pizzas. He considers pineapple on a pizza against the laws of God and Nature." She held out the pizza.”
― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher

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― John Scalzi, The Dispatcher