Bimbos of the Death Sun Quotes

“Romulan or Vulcan?' the ushers asked each guest.

Marion, who had been poised to say 'friends of the bride' had responded to the question with an open-mouthed stare, and Jay Omega answered, 'Klingon!" which got them seats in the back row of the Romulan side.”
― Sharyn McCrumb, Bimbos of the Death Sun

“It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.”
― Sharyn McCrumb, Bimbos of the Death Sun

“Is the groom going to go where no man has gone before?”
― Sharyn McCrumb, Bimbos of the Death Sun

“Being a professional writer is a lot like being a hooker. You'd better find out if you're any good at it before you start charging for it.”
― Sharyn McCrumb, Bimbos of the Death Sun

“Bonnenburger stopped listening, and went back to his book.”
― Sharyn McCrumb, Bimbos of the Death Sun