Collecting the Dead Quotes

“The average summer temperature here is hell, with a 25 percent chance of purgatory.”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead

“Dead is always a good alibi”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead

“He’s like all the PE teachers I’ve ever had rolled up into one and sprinkled with Nazi dust.”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead

“The blood of the soul is the teardrop.”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead

“profanity is the refuge of a simple mind, and that people who swear excessively lack the imagination to think of anything better. He once told me that profanity pushes the mind into the sewer of human wretchedness and drags the soul along for company.”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead

“....my special tracking ability is really a gift, like when the Greeks left that nice horse for the Trojans.”
― Spencer Kope, Collecting the Dead