Goldfish Quotes
Goldfish
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“It's a sign of an "interesting" life when you wake up in the hospital so regularly that you can guess where you are with your eyes closed.”
― Goldfish
― Goldfish
“New things always look weird to begin with. Imagine being the first monkey who grew a thumb. No one realized how useful that was going to be. They probably all ran around yelling, "Look at Clive's hand! It's icky, hit it with a rock!" Thousands of years later, we're texting with it and Clive has the last laugh.”
― Goldfish
― Goldfish
