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If Pigs Could Fly (West Kensington Paranormal Detective Agency #1) If Pigs Could Fly by Jonny Nexus
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“What exactly is a metric shitload?” “About two point two imperial shitloads.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly
“that he was an abomination, something that – like cats – simply could not be allowed to continue to walk upon the Earth.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly
“like a bunch of mimes trapped in an invisible box within which one of the occupants has farted.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly