If Pigs Could Fly Quotes

“What exactly is a metric shitload?” “About two point two imperial shitloads.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly

“that he was an abomination, something that – like cats – simply could not be allowed to continue to walk upon the Earth.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly

“like a bunch of mimes trapped in an invisible box within which one of the occupants has farted.”
― Jonny Nexus, If Pigs Could Fly