A Fox's Maid Quotes

“Even I know that there are some places a man just isn’t meant to go, and that chick with the katana is one of them. Like the no-man’s land found in the center of the battlefield, the katana babe’s tittielicious body is a place no man can get close to without suffering a horrible death. I’ve seen it! One cannot grasp those heavenly mountains unless they want to get dumped in a ditch and watch helplessly as their life bleeds out of their broken bodies.”

“Wasn’t that the threat she used on him?” Andrew whispered to his brother.

“It was indeed.”

“Perverts beware! You’re in for a scare!”

“Dang it, Eric! Get down from there!”
― Brandon Varnell, A Fox's Maid