Get Your Shine On Quotes

“It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove.”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“And it’s also not your business,” Mr. Rakestraw said easily.”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“Paulie’s got so much Jesus, he’s going to need an enema to get it all out of him,”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for?”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. - Mrs. Rakestraw”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On

“Ishy, you got any homework?"
"If it's fractions, I'll help you," Sam said.
"Hen still doesn't know how to do fractions."
"I have spelling words I have to mesmerize," Ishmael said
"Those words will never know what hit them" Sam said.”
― Nick Wilgus, Get Your Shine On