The Dark Man Quotes

“collarbone”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“Are you nuts? Why’re you not in there already? The old Ford would’ve run in there with a Ouija board and a handful of batteries like he was handing out Halloween candy.” “That giant clawed handprint on your side makes this one a little different.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“Because, honestly, while this is what I live for, I also have no intention of dying for it, either.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“Mike calls me a pansy, but not in the G-rated way,”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“and I manage to slog through half a cup of the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted. Frankly, it tastes like demon piss, which I would expect to be a mixture of sulfur, charcoal, coffee beans that have been scrubbed across the anus of a dead horse, and hazelnut.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“it’s gratifying to see that he can’t headbutt good memories in the face.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“Evil is the darkness. It’s the cold. It’s the absence of love and light.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“If I can get away with bad jokes, we might have a decent working relationship.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man

“I’m not religiously religious, but I’m happy to call Jesus my copilot when it feels necessary.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man