Ruby's Misadventures with Reality Quotes

“She had fat fingered the sext! It was beyond awkward. Frantically, she typed in an apology, “Ned, meant to send boob photo to someone else. So sorry. Nice ass.”
― Samantha Bohrman, Ruby's Misadventures with Reality

“She’d woken up with a receipt for condoms. That much she knew. But had she used them? Even if she had, a little voice in the back of her head yelled, “Glow-in-the-dark condoms from the Dollar Store, probably expired!”
― Samantha Bohrman, Ruby's Misadventures with Reality