Pucked Up Quotes

“There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy. But I’ve found the best things in this life are the ones I’ve had to work hardest for.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“I miss everything about her even though she’s right in front of me. Maybe this is what love is.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“You can’t control other people’s feelings. All you can do is put yourself out there and hope she’s going to feel the same way.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“There’s three sides to every story.”
“What do you mean?”
“There’s your version, the other person’s, and then there’s the truth, which is somewhere in the middle of the two.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Being the provider of the first big “O” gives me some power. It elevates my status. I’m the White Knight in the land of Orgasmia, wielding my magical sword of awesome.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“I’m here because I want to be with you, and no other reason.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“I’m at Lance’s front door. Let me in.” “What? How did you know I was here?” “Because I’m psychic, and Instagram is my oracle. Now let me in. You are seriously interfering with my weekly orgasm quota right now.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would’ve done it sooner.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“You tired, sweets? You want go to sleep?”
“No. I want you to love me.”
“You’re not tired of being loved yet?”
She touches her lips to mine. “Never.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“After Alex kills you, you can donate your fur to charity. And maybe some of your more viable organs. Im pretty sure everything but your liver is good. Ooooh, maybe they can use your micro-penis for a clitoris enlargement surgery.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Should we shave your body hair so they can make wigs for the elderly?”
― helena hunting, Pucked Up

“I don’t want who I am to be swallowed by who I’m with.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Apologize for what?” “For hurting you. For not trusting you and listening to Lily and Alex instead of staying strong and doing what I wanted.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Being a vegan seems like food-deprivation torture.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Kissing is an art. It’s the most important part of foreplay.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Some people avoid confrontation. I don’t.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“I’m not sure what it is about me that makes her fold—’cause let’s face it, I’m not prime boyfriend material—but whatever she sees, I’ll take.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Because Im psychic, and Instagram is my oracle.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“I think the brain surgerons would love to take a peek inside your head-you know, for science, so they can learn more about what happens when yetis and humans mate”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“There are no refunds and no exchanges with love. It comes with flaws and imperfections. It’s raw, unfiltered, and sometimes it isn’t easy. But I’ve found the best things in this life are the ones I’ve had to work hardest for. Especially Sunny. THE”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“His answer is simple and poignant; he wants to survive, so he can grow up and be like me.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“But caring that much about someone gives them a lot of power, and that makes me nervous. Power hurts people.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“This woman might as well put a collar on my dick and walk it around with a leash, because she owns me. “You do whatever makes you feel good.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“He’s her ex. They dated for four years, Vi. What if she gets drunk and decides his tiny dick is better than my above average, magical unicorn dick?”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“You coming back to bed so we can snuggle?” I hold my arms open. She turns off the light in the bathroom and climbs up beside me. “For a big bad hockey player, you’re kinda a softie, you know that?” “Don’t tell anyone. You’ll ruin my reputation.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“If my dick were a person, he would grow arms and legs and kick the shit out of me. I’d ask for a blow job, but I almost don’t deserve one for not having packed the most important damn thing of all. And I’m supposed to be a top-tier boy scout. Fucking fail.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“Holy chocolate-covered Jesus popsicles, I want to get in there so bad.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“don’t want Sunny to have to go to the bathroom after we get busy and hide out there for an extra five minutes rubbing one out—not that girls actually do that. But it would suck if she had girl blue balls.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up

“It’s on like motherpucking Donkey Kong now. “Pfft. It’ll happen, baby.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked Up