It's All Your Fault Quotes

“I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault

“Fine, I’ll admit it, I’ve read all of the books in the trilogy, which have sold more copies than there are people in the world because a lot of girls have hoarded multiple copies of each book and hidden the backup copies under their beds or in their lockers or in hollow trees, in case there’s a nuclear holocaust.”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault

“No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault

“Catey, you were so on it,” said Sophie. “You just stood there and you looked around and you saw this convertible. You pointed at it and you said, ‘The Lord provides.’ ”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault

“Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn’t stand a chance.”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault

“I am not!” said the guy’s girlfriend, who was wearing a very short skirt, very high heels and the kind of complicated hairstyle that looks like it needs blueprints and a construction crew.”
― Paul Rudnick, It's All Your Fault