The Scam Quotes

“Good grief. Are you flirting with me?"

"Honey, my intentions are way past flirting."

"Your intentions could get you a knee in the groin."

Nick grinned. "At least your mind's on the right body part.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“You and Nick are good together," Jake said. "Probably in more ways than you know."

"Let's not go there."

"You keep saying that to yourself, but maybe it's time for a rethink."

"Since when are you interested in my love life?"

"You don't have one. You're all about the job. With Bob, you can have both."

"You don't know anything about Bob."

"I know it's got to be Nick, because there isn't anybody else," Jake said. "Who could possibly compete?"

"Someone who isn't a criminal on the FBI's Most Wanted list for starters."

"How boring would that guy be? He couldn't match the excitement Nick brings to your life.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“The law is for people who have nothing to hide.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“Probably went to get a pretzel”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“Did you pack an extra gun?” “Of course,” she said. “You can never have too many weapons.” Jake smiled. “I raised you right.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“Count me in.” Jake put his things back in the rucksack, slung it over his shoulder, and stood up. “The kids can finish up this project.” “You’ve taught them how to make land mines?” “I wouldn’t be much of a grandfather if I didn’t.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“Their tiny villages were razed, the hillsides were shaved off, and everything was dumped into the water between the two islands to create one completely flat piece of land for a new international airport.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“The one who deserves your scorn is the bus driver who abandoned his vehicle in Camarillo to get high on pot.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam

“Kate’s phone rang, with the caller ID “Nick McGarrett.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Scam