The Allure of Julian Lefray Quotes

“Ignore the tall, dark, and handsome vibe. Book boyfriends exist for a reason.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“He didn’t even know the effect those dimples had on my girly parts. One word: Ijustgotpregnant. Yeah, that’s one word.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“You’ll never get anywhere by staying in your comfort zone!!”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“Why should I care about keeping my life on a perfectly straight course when it kept throwing wild curves at me?”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“One word: Ijustgotpregnant.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“The morning light played up his hazel eyes and for a moment I was caught in his allure. The dark brows, the dark hair, the tan skin. A weaker woman would have thrown herself at him a long time ago.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“The scene we stepped into was straight out of 50 Shades of Grey - Geriatric Edition.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“gone from Josephine to Cinderella. Except, while Cinderella had evil stepsisters and one fairy godmother, I had Martin and fifteen bitchy birds flitting around me.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“Nobody puts baby in a corner.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“He didn’t even know the effect those dimples had on my girly parts. One word: Ijustgotpregnant. Yeah, that’s one word. “Well”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“Yeah, but Dean and I were both hungry again by the time the restaurant closed. Don’t you have guy friends? You should know that we require constant feeding.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“but a bitch in need is a friend indeed.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“On any given day, half of the subway cars smelled like urine, and attempting to get anywhere on time was nearly impossible. It was stressful to live in the city and I still hadn’t found my niche, but I had dreams. One day when I’d paid off my massive pile of student loans and was working for Vogue, I’d move to the Upper East Side and get to experience the city in a whole new light.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it’d reply with, “Damn girl, it ain’t you. You’re a hot mess.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“HOLY GUACA-DO ME. He”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“I’m borderline addicted to HGTV. It’s not healthy.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“My gut says to go with you and it’s yet to fail me.” He smiled, brushing off my concerns so easily. Well that’s because your gut is probably made up of rock hard abs; they wouldn’t fail anyone.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“My appearance was cringe-worthy. If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it'd reply with, "Damn girl, it ain't you. You're a hot mess.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“I’d walked in my first—and most likely last—New York Fashion Week show and I could hardly wrap my head around the insanity of it. I’d been sewn into a dress, had my makeup done and my hair professionally styled, and then they’d shoved me out from backstage like a mama bird pushing her baby bird out of the nest…and I’d SOARED.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“I was wearing a colorful, short cover-up over a royal blue bikini. I had on gold strappy sandals and I looked cute-as-fuck. Did I, however, look like I was about to go yachting with New York City’s upper elite? No. I probably would have fit in better at the Jersey Shore between Snooki and JWoww.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“All I wanted was my bed and an extra day in the week called LetJosephineSleepday. It’d come between Wednesday and FreeDonutday.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“Why’d the chicken cross the hard body of Julian Lefray? To get laid. Which came first? The chicken or me?”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“This would be my luck. I was this close to really taking mu career to the next level and then life decided to nice me an ol' "not so fast, sister" slap in the face. Life is an evil bitch sometimes.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“I cried the entire way home as my mom berated me for not appreciating the life I had. I didn’t care that we had a roof over our heads and food on the table every night.  What good are basic human amenities without a pair of faux fur flats? I wanted those shoes more than anything.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“We crowded around a small cocktail table and I listened to the other models discuss their own versions of fashion week. They tallied up the shows they’d walked in and the number of couture outfits now sitting in piles back at their apartments. I listened with wide eyes, practically melting on the spot. I considered bragging about some of the more picturesque dust piles I’d swept up in my prior NYFW experiences, but I feared that most of the models didn’t share my sense of humor.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“In ten seconds flat, I’d gone from Josephine to Cinderella. Except, while Cinderella had evil stepsisters and one fairy godmother, I had Martin and fifteen bitchy birds flitting around me.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“She wrapped her hand around my bicep and began to pull me after her. “Hold on!” the woman between my legs protested. “I’m getting her inseam.” Her hand was two millimeters from my vagina and I’d never seen her in my life.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“In a straight up movie montage scene, ten things happened around me at once: someone pulled the broom from my hand, another person ripped the shirt off my head, a measuring tape appeared around my boobs, and two women crouched down in front of my legs. HEYO. “Nice tits,” one assistant said as she finished measuring my chest. “Uhh, thanks,” I replied as she ran in the opposite direction, having acquired the measurement she needed. “Is this your natural color?” a hairstylist asked as she ripped the hat and ponytail from my head.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“Yeah. Uh, I work here and I don’t think I fully understand what’s going on.” She popped her hip out with a touch of attitude. “Martín is down a model, so he’s enlisted your help. We’ll get you fitted and push you through hair and makeup as quickly as possible.” “No. No. I don’t think that’s a good idea.” “So you’re turning down $3,000 and the chance to model in New York Fashion Week? What, do you love your current gig that much?” Hold the phone. No one said anything about three grand! I’d do a whole hell of a lot for three grand and most of it was illegal in Texas and New York. Walking in a fashion show for money hadn’t even seemed like an option.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray

“I’m Nikki,” she said, giving me a onceover, much like the other guy had just done. “Josephine,” I said, pressing my hand to my chest. “Are you like a custodian or something? What’s with the hat?” I reached up to feel the brim. I knew the bright white NYFW letters illuminated my lower-middle class status. “Yeah. Uh, I work here and I don’t think I fully understand what’s going on.” She popped her hip out with a touch of attitude. “Martín is down a model, so he’s enlisted your help. We’ll get you fitted and push you through hair and makeup as quickly as possible.” “No. No. I don’t think that’s a good idea.” “So you’re turning down $3,000 and the chance to model in New York Fashion Week? What, do you love your current gig that much?” Hold the phone.”
― R.S. Grey, The Allure of Julian Lefray