Heart-Shaped Hack Quotes

“You’ve obviously hacked into my computer. How did you do it?”
“I came in your backdoor.”
“I’m certain you did not.”
“I assure you that I did.”
“Without even discussing it with me first? No preparation? No warning? Don’t you think that’s incredibly bad form?”
Ian grinned. “Are we still talking about your computer? Because I find you utterly delightful right now.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Get out of my computer immediately. I’m willing to move past the fact that you hacked me, but it ends now.”
“No more backdoor?”
“No more backdoor.”
He appeared crestfallen. “Ever?”
“Never,” Kate said firmly.
“Not even on my birthday or like a special occasion?”
“Are we still talking about my computer?” she asked.
“You probably are.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“So you want a nice guy, but you don’t want him to be boring.”
“Yes. Nice and not boring and not into threesomes and no cocaine. I mean, is that too much to ask?”
“No, although I feel compelled to point out that the threesome thing is pretty universal.”
“Oh for God’s sake,” she muttered.
“That doesn’t mean we’re all going to try to convince you to participate in one. It’s just that very few guys would be like, ‘Go away, extra girl,’ should one happen to climb into our bed when you’re already in it. That’s all I’m saying.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I’m going to order us a drink. A bourbon sounds excellent on this crisp fall afternoon.” Ian signaled for the waiter. “Against my better judgment, I’ll order you a glass of wine. According to your credit card statement, you had a staggering amount of chardonnay delivered to your apartment last month. I think you might want to take one of those ‘Could I Be an Alcoholic’ quizzes the next time you come across one, just to see what it says.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“What are you saying? That you’re a thief who steals from other thieves?”
He wrinkled his nose, and it was adorable.
Stop! Thief!
“It sounds so distasteful when you say it like that. I prefer master appropriator of ill-gotten funds. You can call me master for short.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“As they walked home hand in hand, Ian said, “I feel like taking a nap. And by nap I mean move in and out of your naked body at whatever speed you prefer.”
“And they say men don’t know how to communicate.”
“Well, that’s where they’re wrong. I was crystal clear.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I scrolled through your order history at Victoria’s Secret.”
“Well, that’s not at all creepy,” she deadpanned.
“Did you know there are items in your shopping cart? Sweaters. Lots of thick, long, skin-covering sweaters. Frankly, it confused me.”
“Maybe I already own plenty of lingerie. Considering I walk to work, sweaters are much more practical. Plus they’re awfully cute.”
“I added a few things to your cart and checked out for you. I paid for it with my credit card. Expedited the shipping too, so you should have it by Monday.”
“You added a few things?”
“One hint: not sweaters.”
“How wildly inappropriate.”
“Kid in a candy store. Couldn’t help myself.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“If you’re going to stare at it, it’s going to wake up and say hi.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I did tell you yesterday that I wasn’t feeling especially pretty.” “Even when you’re sick, you’re a solid eight point five.” “How very sweet in a completely sexist way.” “When you’re not sick you’re an eleven.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Come on over to the dark side, Katie. I’ll save you a seat next to me.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“You made it so damn easy for me to love you”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I know you’ve alluded to my boundary issues,” he said, sitting down on the edge of the tub. “And this is probably a shining example, but I wanted to make sure you were okay. Passing out in the bathtub or shower is one of the leading causes of death while bathing. And I can’t see anything because of all the bubbles. Actually, that’s a blatant lie because I can pretty much make out your entire left nipple. The suds are a little disparate in that area.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Are you free Friday night? Around six thirty? I’d like for us to go on our third date. And you know what that means.” “I do happen to be available, and I’m well aware of what sometimes happens on the third date. But for your information, we’re not quite there yet.” “We’re not?” “No.” “Are you sure? Because I feel like we could be.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“You know that saying, ‘Act now, apologize later?’ I’m pretty much the poster boy.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I’ll win you over eventually. I’m very charming that way.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“So what is it that you do, exactly?” “I specialize in penetration testing. Pentesting for short. I’m incredibly good at it.” “I’ve never heard of that. That sounds made up.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“You have the rest of your life to work, and taking a break from something doesn’t mean you’re any less passionate about it.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I know what the word means even when I’m not wearing my smart glasses.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Ian took off his glasses and slid them into the pocket of his jacket.

“I like those,” she said. “Put them back on.”

“They’ll only be in the way when I kiss you.”

“Who said we were going to kiss?”

“I did. Katie, you must pay closer attention.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“All you have in your kitchen is a coffeemaker." She hopped up on the counter.
"Well, now I have a coffeemaker and a beautiful woman. What more do I need?”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Is this the dating pool you want to swim around in? I mean really, Katie.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Stop that. This is not about sex. It’s about boundaries. It’s about equality.” “If you’re going to stare at it, it’s going to wake up and say hi.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“Well, how do you usually meet women?” “They have a way of suddenly appearing. Like the birds in that song.” She had to think about that for a minute. “You mean ‘Close to You’ by the Carpenters?”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I love you. I will never stop loving you.”
― Tracey Garvis-Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“He'd stayed because he loved her. She'd go because she loved him.”
― Tracey Garvis Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“How can we be a team if only one of us knows what's going on?”
― Tracey Garvis Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack

“I have not had enough coffee to deal with you yet.”
― Tracey Garvis Graves, Heart-Shaped Hack