Nein Quotes

“Yes, world.
Truly.
You disgust me.
Please continue.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein: A Manifesto

“Selfie: A portrait of someone we used to know. Taken by someone we used to respect.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto

“The pleasure of thinking—it cannot be recommended.” —Theodor W. Adorno”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto

“Nietzsche: A poet with a philosophy. A system without a method. A mustache with a man.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto

“God: 1. A deity who looks like Marx, was pronounced dead by Nietzsche, and envied by Freud. 2. The monster over our beds.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto

“Online dating: Your last best hope of finding people like you who don't like people like you.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein: A Manifesto

“Ideology: the mistaken belief that your beliefs are neither mistaken nor beliefs.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein: A Manifesto

“#LastCall

Marx, Engels, and the Proletariat walk into bar.
Marx drinks. Engels buys. The Proletariat loses its chains.
Then its keys. Then its phone.
Then its Marx. Then its Engels.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto

“#WellRed

Radical: my reading of Marx.
Reactionary: your reading of Marx.
Revisionist: their reading of Marx.
Realistic: none of us has ever actually read Marx.”
― Eric Jarosinski, Nein.: A Manifesto