Demonic Quotes

“Ever notice "demon" in the word pandemonium?”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon

“If you don't do doggy, you don't do demon”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” ~Katharine Hepburn”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” ~Phyllis Diller”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon

“I think all men should have to spend one day possessed by evil, hungry, emotionally expressive Demons so they can forever understand PMS.” ~Olivia Wilde”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” ~Mark Twain”
― J.C. McKenzie, Carpe Demon