How to Shit Around the World Quotes

“Travel is a joy, full of surprises. Perhaps some of the most enjoyable times are those where one comes close to disaster: the risks add spice, and make for great stories when you are safely back home again.”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling

“Travel is a joy, full of surprises and astonishing new experiences. Perhaps some of the most enjoyable times are those where one comes close to disaster; the risks add spice.”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling

“Living in the edge - that's what I feel like when I don't know what my bowels are going to do next.”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling

“There’s a rumble in your tum,
That makes you feel glum,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

There’s a feeling in your rear,
That fills you with fear,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Then it comes out of your bum,
Like a bullet from a gun,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Discovered and remastered by Max Tew and Seb Howarth”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling

“Living on the edge - that's what I feel like when I don't know what my bowels are going to do next.”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling