I Funny TV Quotes

“found out that shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. But socks can eat”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“Walking the Dog”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“You used to be Jamie Grimm.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“of a dolt, eh, what?” “Does ‘dolt’ mean he’s an idiot?”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“But other people have universes with super-important dealios in them, too.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“And instead of getting all gushy and apologizing for being politically incorrect, Jacky Hart just laughs.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“out that shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. But socks can eat anywhere they like!”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“roll out of the faculty lounge wondering if turkey is the language they speak in Turkey. Or if talking turkey is just something you should only do around Thanksgiving.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“The Smileys, of course, are still the Smileys. They just have more room to frown in.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“He has tattoos, nose rings, and those little metal studs that look like steel zits. Recently, he had a metal spike pierced through his ear. Made his lobes look like barbecued shrimp on a skewer.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“The applause light comes on. The audience claps like crazy. Theme music swells out of the speaker.”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“You, Jamie Grimm, are the new Gru!” “From”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story

“Judging by how fast she talks and how”
― James Patterson, I Funny TV: A Middle School Story