Don't Be Ugly Quotes

“In the South, history clings to you like a wet blanket. Outside your door the past awaits in Indian mounds, plantation ruins, heaving sidewalks and homestead graveyards; each slowly reclaimed by the kudzu of time.”
― Tim Heaton, Don't Be Ugly: The G-Rated companion book to “Momma n ‘Em Said."

“Explaining the myriad delights of a football Saturday in the South to anyone who has not enjoyed them may be impossible – like trying to describe the ocean to a blind man.”
― Tim Heaton, Don't Be Ugly: The G-Rated companion book to “Momma n ‘Em Said."