Celeb Crush Quotes

“I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! ”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush

“I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?!  And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town!”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush

“Once, I told a bitchy pop star that Luke had given me a case of rhododendrons.  Just to see what would happen.  She freaked out, and”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush

“He says my name like it’s a prayer, and I feel like a goddess.”
― Nicole Christie, Celeb Crush