Unintentionally Celibate Quotes

“The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair”
― Olive B. Persimmon, Unintentionally Celibate

“Women are perfectly aware of any spare-tire, muffin-top bulge they may have. The last thing we need is a stranger reminding us that they're aware of it too.”
― Olive B. Persimmon, Unintentionally Celibate

“I'm twenty-seven and as of writing this, I haven't had sex in two years, six months, three days, and two and a half hours. It's a situation that I wish upon no one.”
― Olive B. Persimmon, Unintentionally Celibate