Space Raptor Butt Invasion Quotes

“You should have known better than to test me. My people have been fucking for billions of years before you humans were even around.”
― Chuck Tingle, Space Raptor Butt Invasion

“I am a filthy little human.”  I repeat, coyly, then pull down the waistband of his space briefs and remove Orion’s enormous raptor rod.”
― Chuck Tingle, Space Raptor Butt Invasion

“Our difference in species surely couldn’t classify me as gay, could it?”
― Chuck Tingle, Space Raptor Butt Invasion