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Space Raptor Butt Invasion

3.54  ·  Rating details ·  188 ratings  ·  83 reviews
**A 2016 Hugo Award nominee**

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.

Soon enough, Lanc
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Kindle Edition, 15 pages
Published January 11th 2015
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karen
deaf to my topless pleas to stop being so kindle-exclusive and come on over to my nook, i thought i would never get to read a chuck tingle story.



no?? no tinglers for me?

but thanks to an angel of the internet, who i will gladly name if given the go-ahead, i was FINALLY able to read a book by this chuck tingle fella who has taken the monsterporn world by storm. from all the articles and interviews i have read, and from his phenomenal high-definition but lazily photoshopped book covers and magneti
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Manny
Now let me start off by saying that I'm not a hardcore SF fan. In fact, since the late 70s, I haven't even been a softcore SF fan. But all the same, I went though a phase when I was a teen of reading a lot of SF, and I just have a kind of deep, unreflecting respect for the Hugo Awards. Intellectually, I know that some of the books that have won Hugos aren't very good - The Wanderer, anyone? - but it doesn't matter. If you've won a Hugo, my teen self says you're up there with Robert Heinlein, Fra ...more
Bradley
Apr 28, 2016 rated it did not like it
Shelves: sci-fi, 2016-shelf
Hugo Awards 2016 Short Story Nominee.

Yes. Hugo. This is proof that the Rabid Puppies are still active.

Now, I promised myself, despite all the ribbing over the years that I'd never, ever, ever touch Chuck Tingle (or read his stuff), I find myself reading this One Work.

Are you surprised? I'm surprised!

Did I like it? Even though I, and so many SF/F fans know that we are being punked? How this shows that we have or haven't any sense of humor?

Uh. Even as satire, this is still just gay raptor sex. Th
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✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)
A Tingled Bunch Buddy Read (proudly brought to you by the Fearless MacHalo Elders) with Shelly, Cathryn, Catherine, Jaime, Lea & Kate.

OMG I just gave space raptor sex 4 stars. Life will never be the same.



There beneath the tinted glass is the smiling face of a voracious velociraptor, one of the most feared dinosaurs to ever roam the earth.



Weird. Yes. Especially when there is ping pong involved.



So. Weird. Definitely. But it's also pretty hilarious.
I mean, it’s not gay if it’s a dude ra
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SheReadsALot
Chucky Chuck Chuck.
Space.
Raptors.
Butt Boning.



All systems go! Let's invade that butt!



It's like a special invitation when I see a new Chuck "Tingler".

To quote the author:

"Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature."

*nods*

Mr. Tingle. Sup? I think you might be my 2015 Sketchman. We'll see. But so far, I continue to be pleasantly surprised.

Because who in th
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Mark Lawrence
Apr 27, 2016 marked it as to-read
Finally a reason to give the slightest shit about the Hugos!
Edward Lorn
Apr 30, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Recommends it for: Your children and your children's children
Recommended to Edward by: God
Over the course of the past 22 minutes, I listened to the sultry tones of Sam Rand as he narrated this fantastic "Hugo Award Nominated" piece of science fiction. Now, I'm not normally a fan of sci fi, but consider me a convert! If all space adventures are as well-written and poignant and timeless as this one, sign me up for future adventures, please and thank you!

I had never before read a Chuck Tingle novel, and, well, I still haven't. I have, however, listened to this super short story wherein
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Sh3lly


So I read this just now. It only took 10 minutes because it's so short. I don't know, I was expecting a little something more. I mean, there was only one sex scene. I was expecting them to try different positions and experiment more. I blame it on all the "set up" in the beginning that took up half the story.

Hmm. Maybe I should try My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel or My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass next...

Original post: Oh dear. This wasn't my idea was it?



Buddy read wit
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Althea Ann
Well, I read it.

Honestly, I'd been curious about Chuck Tingle for quite a while, mostly just because the monsterporn thing is such a phenomenon and his whole schtick is rather humorous.

I still think that whoever Chuck Tingle is, is kind of awesome.

However, I have to admit that the story itself was kind of disappointing. I kind of expected some kind of send-up of erotica, but it's not actually humorous or satirical, it's just a short porn story with a number of typos and punctuation errors that a
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Mike
Jul 12, 2017 rated it really liked it
This was everything I hoped and dreamed.
Catherine
BR read with my fellow nutjobs the MacHalos. I'm starting a bit late but, hell, it's always a good time for a little butt invasion, amirite???

facepalm - godzilla photo facepalm-Godzilla_zpse92491d3.jpg

It was funny. It was dumb. It was a laugh a second, considering it lasted all of about 60 of them. But hey, you can't beat Chuck Tingle! OR CAN YOU??? he, he, yeah, I bet you can beat a Tingle.

I direct you here, to my gal oOSarahOo's review, for no one says it better.
JAIME
Apr 07, 2015 rated it liked it
MacHalo buddy read. Because, have you read that synopsis?! Relationship goals right there.

Am I right?

And, it wasn't even weird. I mean, it's a dinosaur boning a human dude. WHY WASN'T IT WEIRD? IT SHOULD BE WEIRD.

But, I found myself strangely accepting of dinosaur on human sex. In fact, it was pretty easy to forget that one party was a Jurassic beast. Except when his 'scaly massive red dino cock' was mentioned. Yukky.

What a curious mind you have, Dr. Chuck Tingle.
Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮
"You've been a very bad astronaut."


You know how sometimes you just really need to read some dino-porn?

.................

No?

...................

It's just me?

.......................

Okay then....

"Pound me like the homo space boy that I am."


This was just what I needed to help get me through the book hangover I've given myself by reading Begging For It in one sitting.

This is ridiculous, which we all know is Chuck Tingle's specialty. It's highly quotable and enjoyable in its weird, dominating d
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Monty Cupcake ☠ Queen of Bloodshed ☠
MacHalo Crazies buddy read. Including: Sarah, Shelly, Cathryn, Catherine, Jaime, Lea, Anne.

I'd like to preface this review by giving accolades where they're due: Sarah is the founder of this BR & led us all down this twisted path of dino erotica. We'd never have known such existed if not for Sarah and the Tingler.

Dinorotica (dinosaur erotica), who would've thought it existed. Chuck Tingle did and he brought it to you with a gay twist that crosses the species boundaries.


The story is about La
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Peter Derk
Feb 19, 2016 rated it it was ok
If you haven't already, read Karen's review. There's a Chuck Tingle cover gallery: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Look, this shit's weird. But my favorite part was when a raptor from Earth 2 and a man from Earth...1? Earth Regular? Earth Classic? Whatever, these two creatures from different planets bro out, and then they talk about whether or not a male dinosaur fucking a human man is gay.

I'm embarrassed by how much I've thought about this very unimportant question.

Because is there anyt
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Dee
Apr 28, 2016 rated it liked it
3 stars

It was actually pretty fun I guess, the sex scene (I still find the idea of dinosaur sexual shenanigans mind-boggling though) hot, however it was pretty damn pricey (£1.99!) for the brevity. But of course the only reason I even read it at all?

http://midamericon2.org/home/hugo-awa...

Really???
I used to go to a lot of trouble getting info on the Hugo's, Nebulas, all the SF&F awards were a big deal for me as an awkward young adult growing up. I pored over genre magazines, LOCUS, SFX (no
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Cathryn
Mar 21, 2015 rated it liked it
Yep. This is happening with some of my crazy MacHalo ladies. So far we have Sarah, Sh3lly, Catherine, Jaime, Lea, & Anne.

I'm not quite sure how to rate this. It was so over the top it was funny so I'll settle on 3 stars.
Richard
May 09, 2016 rated it really liked it
Shelves: queer, read-in-16
Like much of our country, the major science fiction award, the Hugo, is under attack by a bunch of crybaby conservatives who are appalled that women and gays and people of color are a visible part of their world. In protest, they have nominated Space Raptor Butt Invasion for a Hugo.

This tactic has backfired, as many readers find it to be hilarious, not offensive, and Tingle himself has turned out to be rather brilliant when it comes to trolling the trolls.

Which is why I read Space Raptor Butt In
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Lea
This is all Sarah's fault. Other victims include Shelly, Catherine, Cathryn, Jaime & Mounty Cupcake.



I was very intrigued by the technicalities of this book. I mean, how could a dinosaur fuck a human ? They're waaaaay too big ! Therefore, it was with great disappointment that I realized Chuck Tingle didn't explain anything.
Basically it goes like this: "let's fuck" "okay."

The story is so ridiculous it's almost funny, but if you really want to laugh, you only need to read Chuck Tingle's bio. It
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Michael
Why do I keep doing this to myself? Thank heavens for Kindle Unlimited. Did you know the dinosaurs didn't die off? They just moved to another planet. They can also speak perfectly good English. (or whatever "space" language they speak on Earth now". Yep, the dialog was a little like the Jetsons.

"Finally, after a long night of ping pong and chowing down on astronaut ice cream..." "...I shaking as I slowly reach up and pull down the zipper of his space pants, where a massive..." "...I am a filthy
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Trinity
Mar 24, 2016 rated it really liked it
Another Chuck Tingle masterpiece! Although possessing more story than normal, this free read was "redeemed" by the free story attached to the free story at the end, "Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner," which is exactly what it says on the tin.

What I was not expecting was to see this on ANY Hugo nomination short list, so when I saw that the Rabid Puppy himself, Vox Day, had put this on his nomination list, I had to read it right away. Now only my disinclination towards Vox Day is preventing me
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Plainbrownwrapper
Mar 10, 2016 rated it it was ok
Shelves: mm
Don't judge me. I see you judging me.

Hey, it was free -- and somebody has suggested nominating it for a Hugo award (yes, really) so I had to check it out.

Unfortunately, it isn't even *fun* monster porn. The "monster" could have been any big guy. What a waste of a tail, not to mention claws and teeth! And don't even get me started on the nonexistent editing.

Again: free. And just about worth the price.
hevs
I can't even. That was hilarious though. Totally recommend.
Sarah
Dec 30, 2018 rated it liked it
Why did I think there would be a plot???
Stephanie   GooglyEyes
I not even sure how to review this. It was WAY outside my genre, so i don't want to ruin stats, if people are really into this kind of thing..

“You’ve been a very bad astronaut.” Orion tells me, his raptor face pressed hard against mine as we pump together in sweaty unison. “So you’re gonna take my Jurassic load up your asshole and you’re gonna like it.” “Yes, sir.” I tell him. “Fill me with that hot load.” “Beg me!” Orion demands. “Please fill me with your nasty dino load!” I cry out. “I want yo
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Spoiler Whore-Momoa
Jan 23, 2015 rated it it was ok
Shelves: 2015, chuck-tingle
1. The title is classic.

2. The velociraptor in an astronaut suit? GENIUS.

3. I'm not knocking anyone if this is your thing to read. I found it funny especially when the velociraptor started speaking English. In my head, he was speaking with a British accent. Don't ask cause I don't know why.

4. It's 15 pages and $2.99+ tax is a lot for this but it is available in Kindle Unlimited.


*Read thru Kindle Unlimited*
Reece
Feb 01, 2015 rated it really liked it
Oh my god this book was hilarious. The dialogue was exactly what I thought it was going to be, and it was glorious. It gets an entire extra star for the discussion on Earth 1 v Earth 2 because I laughed until I cried.
M'rella
Jan 12, 2015 marked it as to-read
$2.99 for 15 pages.

I don't think so.



It's done. I now have "rating: Goldie Hawn" shelf for overpriced drabbles.
Amoron
This deeply philosophical short story questions what would happen if dinosaurs did not go extinct, but rather decided to leave the planet. When humans have poisoned Earth and are desperately searching for a new habitat, Lance is stuck on a space rock waiting for the atmosphere to come in. His tranquil solitude is brutally disrupted when a velociraptor of old shows up and once and for all proves that despite millions of years of evolution, the dinos are still dominant.

In 11 pages of gorgeous pros
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Jess
Mar 03, 2018 rated it did not like it
Shelves: read-in-2018
The only reason this is getting one star is for my friend's dramatic reading of this. Because of the scarring nature of this book, I'm counting it towards my Goodreads challenge😂
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Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.

Chuck's hobbies include
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“I am a filthy little human.”  I repeat, coyly, then pull down the waistband of his space briefs and remove Orion’s enormous raptor rod.” 0 likes
“You should have known better than to test me. My people have been fucking for billions of years before you humans were even around.” 0 likes
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